he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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