Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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