Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
