Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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