Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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