i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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