Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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