Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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