I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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