So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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