ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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