sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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