nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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