Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
