this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
someone owes me an orgasm
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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