As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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