Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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