I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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