you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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