Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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