the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I am one with the molecules
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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