He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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