help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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