The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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