how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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