No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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