I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i out mim tonsoeep
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