"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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