Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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