rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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