Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm both gender and math confused
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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