so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Is it because I queefed?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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