just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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