So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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