She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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