Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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