There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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