maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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