I don't think brook has ever known best
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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