UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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