We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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