Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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