just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Everything about him screamed your future.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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