You're so nebulous sometimes
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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