susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
