how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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