you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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