No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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