Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
