garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
