But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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