Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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