Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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