I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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